The indescribable Ted Chambers draws on his own vast experience to write his dark and poetic masterpieces. His works often centre around the subject of war which isn’t surprising considering the pivotal roles he has played in the seven major conflicts of modern time;

World War I

World War II

The American Civil War

Coke vs Pepsi

The Freeing Of That One Guy

Fats against Carbohydrates

The Battle of Conformist Parents and Rebelling Teenagers

His heroic involvement in all of these wars has enabled Chambers to create such honest and emotional depictions deeply affecting anyone who reads them, even racists. His unconventional use of the word ‘boisterous’ revolutionised the writing world and solidified his place in the prestigious hall of fame of the Pen, Pencil and Keyboard Writer’s Guild (PPKWG). Among numerous other accolades, Chambers’ most notable are the Gold Star he received from Miss Perrins in third grade for regular attendance and a Knighthood from her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

Outside of writing, Chambers carries himself with poise and is recognised for his powerfully masculine gait, he also enjoys playing golf on cloudy days and feeding other people’s fish.